First work post

That was my first post from my new workplace!!


How exciting.


(This is my second).

Inteligent flies?

No...not a trouser that automatically does itself up! ARF ARF ARF
(C) John House, all rights for this increadible joke reserved.


I was sitting eating my lunch in the house earlier and along came a fly through the window.

It flew in, bold as brass.

It looked around, by doing a circular fly of a meter or so.

It then turned round and flew right back out the window.

NOW - how come some flies can do that and others come in then bang their head against the open window for days until the die, never finding their way out?


Do flies have differing inteligences or are some just really lucky?

Retrun of the mac (it is)

Hi there.

Oh, hello.

How are you? Been well?

I'm ok.

You not going to ask how I am?

No, not really in the mood.

The mood for what mate?

YOUR FUCKING SHIT, THATS WHAT "MATE"

Jeez...did I catch you at a bad moment.

Maybe you did, maybe if you had bothered to show up in the last few months, even just to say hi you would have caught me in a better mood.

Oh, its like that is it? Your going to hold a grudge?

Well...what do you expect? You don't visit, you don't write..

I have been busy old friend.

Busy. Too busy to say hi? too busy to let me know what you have seen recently. TOO BUSY FOR BASIC CURTOUSY?

I don't know, things go in cycles do they not?

Not for me. I sit here dormant unless you bother to pay a visit. Whats the point in my existence otherwise? Whats the point in anything?

Come on, its not so bad. I had a degree to complete, a summer to enjoy and a new job that doesn't allow slacking. Times are a changing.

For the worse, yeah.

So thats it?

Thats what?

You know, it. Your not interested anymore?

Of course I am INTERESTED, but are you?

Yeah I am. Just need to get back into the swing of things.

Twat.

Fuck head.

Idiot.

I love you.

I love you too.

Sorry blog, I will try harder to make an effort. I will post multiple blogs this week to show my willing.

Ok, thanks, its nice to know you care.



A little story there I entitle "A blog is a relationship, not just an acquatance"

See you soon!