Carrot Daniels

I am eating a carrot.

I eat a carrot most days as part of my lunch.

Today my carrot smells of Jack Daniels.

How strange is that? I did put it in a plastic bag with other snack related items for easy and hygenic transportation to work. it is possible that bag had a bottle of jack Daniels in it at some point, but unlikely.

Perhaps the carrot is alcholic?

I like it when things smell like other things.

I once had a stack of CD's (whats the collective noun for cd's) that smelt EXACTLY like celery. It was one of the greatest days of my life when I realised that.

I can smell better than my brother can, but he would disagree.