Behold my gnarly face.
I like it when people of an older persuasion have a weathered face.
You know they have had a full and probably hedonistic lifestyle!
Ultimately, if your gonna get old and your face is going to sag, you may as well do it in style wouldn’t you say?
I find it hard not to try and work out what they have done in their life to get such an interesting face.
Sometimes I hope my face will respond accordingly when I am an old!!!
Whatever happens, I think I will have a classic old man face. There are a number of reasons for this:
1) I have a round, almost fatty nose. Ergo it will be massive when I am an old man.
2) I am reasonably hairy and should therefore be able to sport a massive straggly beard!
3) I already have slight hairy ears and this guarantees me hairy ears and nose when I am old.
4) I have quite bushy eyebrows. I also get eyebrow hairs that are over an inch long, so will have massive eyebrows when I reach maturity.
5) I frown a lot so will have a massive wrinkled forehead and eye area further down the line.
See, it’s worth staying friends with me for another 50 years so you can mock my face!
(Spot the old person theme for my posts today!!!)

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