No No, No No No No, No No No No, No No, theres no limit (to what people do in public)

Post lunch greetings.

I take it yours was good, mine was spent wandering round Brighton trying to pass an hour running some errands. The errands where completed successfully you will be pleased to hear.

During a high point of my lunch hour, I entered Woolworths on Western Road. Just browsing, no purchase was made.

As I entered I was delighted to hear the melodic sound of 2 Unlimited's song 'No Limit'*. I hadn't heard it years and allowed myself a brief chuckle.

What amused me the most, however, was a late 30's man in shorts and sandals standing looking at the Woolworths** CD collection, he didn't make any moves to pick up and CD's but he was bopping, actually bopping to 2 Unlimited's dance masterpiece. His legs were going, there was finger movement and even shaking of the head.

He knew what he was doing, he knew. I could see it in his eyes. But did he know I knew what he was doing? I doubt it, he thought he was the only one there.

Rest assured I sat out the duration of his dance performance from the safeheaven of the toaster isle.

Who needs big brother when you can watch people dancing to 2 Unlimited in a real shop in real life!

What better way to spend a lunch time.


* Apparantly No Limits held the record for the most repetative song until that one by Carl Cox's brother, remember it? The lyrics went: down down down de-down, down down (repeat for 5 minutes).
** Here is another fact, fact fans - woolworths sells the most chart CD's of anyone and if you want your song in the charts, if the big W aint selling it...you have no chance. Who would have thought it? Who buys music there? (commoners and chavs probably!!!)