Stools

I pass a movement about once a day. It used to be less, but a better diet and lifestyle have meant I am now fluid and regular.

However, when entering a public convenience I have noticed a large proportion of high strain noises emanating from the cubicles.

When I make a deposit, there is no straining. I just relax and go and the effort some people seem to have to make must be cause for concern. Some people read, I understand, to get things moving. So what of these high maintenance shitters?

What’s the cause? Not enough fibre in the diet perhaps. Whatever the reason, it’s disturbing me.

Apparently on that programme Jamie Oliver did about school dinners, some kids who ate no ‘real’ food hadn’t had a crap in over a month! Now that’s got to hurt!