The genius of my age is that it is equadistant between 25 and 30...

So I turned 27.

The day after the blog turned 100, what a double celebration whammy!

Had a good birthday all told. Wasn't in the mood initially but ended up doing this and that as I felt like it and it was most enjoyable.

Whats it like to be 27 I wonder? Hopefully I should be vaguelly approaching maturity in some aspects of my mind (yeah right!). As you approach 30 the biggest challenge I reckon must be to keep changing and apapting yourself. 27+ years of conditioning is a lot and ultimately if there are things you want to change...I guess now is the time to get serious as its only going to get harder!

Had a funny week or two really, wasn't sure what to do with myself. Got full end of termitus at the moment and just want it to be Christmas. But at the same time, term can't really end for me this Friday as I have to try and stay on top of stuff over the holiday, yule understand (get it? Christmas joke #1 there.

Speaking of Christmas, its time to have Christmas moan #1, there will be many moans as I have many rules about Christmas and I take them seriously! What I hate though is the fact a new term has started to creep into Christmas, it sounds American but I can't be sure. The term is: holidays. "Happy holidays" you see written on stuff. Happy holidays a card might say. Happy holidays says a sign in a shop. WHAT? Its not happy holidays its happy Christmas. The reason it bugs me is because I bet its being done to not offend people. If they are not a Christian then perhaps they don't hold Christmas. Well, tuff! If you get offended then shut up or get out to be honest. Don't get me wrong, I am not a fascist (well not about anything serious!) and I respect all people's beliefs. I am not a Christian and I am not religious, I am Johnist. However, I choose to celebrate Christmas in my own way, but I don't try and pretend its not a religious Christian festival because it is! Idiots. Why can't we still say happy christmas and just not be offended if we are not Christian? If you ask me you must have very insecure beliefs to get offended by such a statement. However (sorry the rant is almost done), I suspect its the corporations who actually care, not the people, as they want to make sure everyone feels its something they can hold so they will spend money at this the most economically productive of times!

So, the Shit is back on the front burner. Kept it in a draw for a while, locked in chains. I occasionally let it out for exercise, but always gave it a beating after so it wouldn't get too cocky. As you will recall, it was a beast and refused to get under 10,000 words. So I waited for my feedback from the draft to work out what to do and that feedback was on Friday. So, now I am rearing to go again and no exactly what to do...do I bollox! The tutorial was rubbish and told me nothing I didn't already know! I am somewhat irked now as I should have just continued working on it the last few weeks, but now its gonna be hanging over me right into January.

This is turning into Whinge Station 2.0 this post aint it? I apologise, its the time of year and feeling a bit stressed from school. The major project is ticking along at an alarmingly slow rate. I have a new direction now, which is good, but I jsut need about a billion free hours to get on with it and race round the country!

Speaking of which, me and H started to plan the fit out of the Guf on Saturday. Its going to be amazing (I hope). The plans are great anyway, its just a matter of taking saw to wood now and sticking it all together with NO MORE NAILS.

Yeah, peace out and good tidings to all men. I shall be back later after another bout of shit bashing (that means working on my essay by the way, nothing perverted).

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Before I go though, I just did a google image search for Shit Bashing as I was curious as to what the norks would come up. Here is the first 5 things Google provided me with:

1) Aisha the Child Wife of Muhammad

2) Welcome arch, Fairfield, CA

3) President Bush leaves after ...

4) Enter the Cheddar 36 Yankee-bashing ...

5) The Radio Hall of Fame

BRILLIANT! Thats my new best game. All those are strangely appropriate for shit bashing, well kind of! My fave is the appearance of T.V's Deal or no Deal...Noel 'Blobby' Edmunds!

HURRAH FOR NOEL AND HURRAH FOR SHIT BASHING.

I really am out of here now.

To do some shit bashing.

This could end up as a continous loop now.

OH JUST GO