I REMEMBER SOMETHING!!!

This is an event in itself...I remembered something that earlier I realised I had forgotten and assumed it would be lost in my mind forever! My memory is shot and I usually resign myself to the fact if I don't recall something I once should have done, I never will, so why bother!

You may recall in my toilet post earlier today I said I was sure there was something I hadn't mentioned but couldn't remember it. I also said I had finished about bogs, but, given that remembering something I forgot is such a rare treat for me - I am going to share it with you anyway!

It goes like this:

In the house of Brother, he has two toilets, but you know that already. I have only one toilet - therefore, when I need to go, I know where to go.

In his house though, if I need to go, I DONT know where to go as there are two, right besides each other. Now one is the full on bathroom, spacious, has reading material and interesting things to look at. The other is small, compact and houses only the toilet and basin. That means each time you want to go a decision has to be made as to which toilet.

Last night I would say I had FOUR PISSES. That was four decisions to make. But this is the interesting part...I am so fair and equitable I didn't make the decision but subconciously divided up my deposits between the two stations. I went to the bathroom first, then to the small toilet then on the third visit I was back in the bathroom and realised what I had done! I felt good about myself as I had evenly distributed my company between the two.

My fourth visit was pre-meditated as I was aware of the system I had previosuly adopted and being loathed to break from routine, I went to the small toilet to complete a 2-2 formation.

I wonder if people who regularly have a choice of toilet have difficulty in deciding. I imagine so, after all, its a big decision.